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Il grande campione Zia Mahmood, insieme ad amici ed in partita libera, si esibisce in notevoli giocate e sagaci commenti.
FUNNIES COMMENTS AT TABLE
COMMENTI DIVERTENTI AL TAVOLO (in varie occasioni e date)
mango joe→Tavolo: Lucky, we are only playing $200 a hundred
zia→Tavolo: “General rule: when major (ATOZEE) is doubled, go for penalty.”
zia→Tavolo: Sexy lead by moony (MUNIRATA)
musa khan→Tavolo: mis rosa is grandfather zia, don’t forget
zia→Tavolo: In USA if I give a 2 and p continues he buys me a bottle of champagne if he’s wrong ..
zia→Tavolo: Insult to my pedigree🥲🥲🥲
musa khan→Tavolo: thank you grand daddy
zia→Tavolo: Must be hungry
zia→Tavolo: Americans love puppet but there’s more to it than most know so I won’t play unless discussed in detail
zia→Tavolo: Thinking was A BIG INSULT
zia→Tavolo: Try counting tricks (rivolto ad atozee)
zia→Tavolo: This suit in 3NT is a common area of screw up .. we resolve it by playing attitude return .. when x or xx in dummy and we want to cash out .. lowest is please cash and lead back
mango joe→Tavolo: "And God gave you zia as your partner"
zia→Tavolo: Pappoo overbids and mango under what a marriage
mango joe→Tavolo: We have been married since 1978
commenti dopo un azzardato 3SA dichiarato e fatto da Zia (dichiarato con solo il K secco del palo avversario !!)
musa khan→Tavolo: not fair
atozee→Tavolo: worth bidding worth leading
zia→Tavolo: Not always
musa khan→Tavolo: its not legal
keycard49→Tavolo: my nerves don’t allow this game - too much tension
zia→ Tavolo: Confucius says don’t draw trumps when u want to ruff things
anis allan→Tavolo: does everyone play in peculiar manner when zia is on table
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comments 28.03.2024:
jcmax→Tavolo: Bonjour! 😎 (Sabine Aucken)
mango joe→Tavolo: Hi Sabine
zia→Tavolo: Guys, we have some high level kibitzers today ... no penalties over 1400
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zia→Tavolo: Disaster ! When major defends do well
mango joe→Tavolo: It was my best chance of making
zia→Tavolo: “Hungry wolf was waiting” (era pronto un contro per una sicura penalità)
zia→Tavolo: I think mango drank too much champagne yesterday!
zia→Tavolo: Confucius says can’t go -4 when we are defending
zia→Tavolo: Jay (musa khan) don’t you ever count ? mango does!
zia→Tavolo: Need t9, play in dia slam but you need methods
mango joe→Tavolo: Do t need methods when you have cards
zia→Tavolo: He bid 5 clubs and i Xed ..why not give me 3 ruffs ?
zia→Tavolo: U had a claim 20 min ago
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zia→Tavolo: What is 3 sp, with 8 !
zia→Tavolo: That’s a mango bid
zia→Tavolo: 8 card suit =4 level
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e Zia sottolinea la fortuna di Munirata
zia→Tavolo: If moony (munirata) put his backside in the water he wd catch a fish ! Sooo luky
se Moony mette il suo culo in acqua potrebbe pescare un pesce … è così fortunato
zia→Tavolo: Caught another fish with his backside🥱🥱🥱
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atozee→Tavolo: well played champ (rivolto a zia)
zia→Tavolo: I would have XX if not mango ... too dangerous 🎻🎻
zia→Tavolo: But could go down if no X
zia→Tavolo: Never doubl super pak
atozee dichiara manche con 2 J su apertura 2SA di zia
commenti:
zia→Tavolo: No slam try?
zia→Tavolo: I’m a genius not Jesus
tullo→Tavolo: best comment ever
zia→Tavolo: No problem major ..until, they double us 😜😜😉
atozee→Tavolo: had a sinking feeling … passing 3♠s
tullo→Tavolo: and only brother sajid has the guts to double the champ
zia→Tavolo: 1 point Pass over 2NT .. 2 points bid game, 3 points slam try ..that’s OUR system ❤️
atozee→Tavolo: haha .. almost
grande mano di Zia che tenta lo slam: https://tinyurl.com/244n66cy
5♠
zia→Tavolo: I was asking for controls not spades
atozee→Tavolo: how do i respond here?
zia→Tavolo: Showed a hand too good for 4 and needed a bit of help for 6
zia→Tavolo: U had to guess but AQ2 and KC as good as could expect .. claim
zia→Tavolo: I could bid but need perfect
tullo→Tavolo: close call just escaped 2 slams
tullo→Tavolo: that too against major (atozee)
zia→Tavolo: Yes normally me and major bid going -3
tullo→Tavolo: yes both are being conservative knowing ur partner
atozee→Tavolo: 3♣s was mandatory by me and would propel you pd
zia→Tavolo: Yes 3 clubs was better bid .. I would now bid 3 h
tullo→Tavolo: 3♣ 4♦ and home
timing sbagliato per il 3SA – mano: https://tinyurl.com/26czzfkv
zia→Tavolo: Easier to take ♦ finesse earlier
tullo→Tavolo: ♦ before 2nd heart
tullo→Tavolo: miscounted my tricks
zia→Tavolo: Nobody leads their own suit
discussione sul dbl
tullo→Tavolo: dbl should be take out as sitting under the suit
tullo→Tavolo: and already denied 5
zia→Tavolo: I play all take out under
tullo→Tavolo: yes under is preferably take out
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zia→Tavolo: You play udca or standard
tullo→Tavolo: standard
pappoo→Tavolo: tullo plays as personal his mood
pappoo→Tavolo: like major
zia→Tavolo: I play like Ma mood
pappoo→Tavolo: -)
pappoo→Tavolo: good one
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zia→Tavolo: Confucius says don’t play Q h to go -1 when the 8 h allows a Claim
keycard49→Tavolo: sorry p - misclick on the H –
mano: https://tinyurl.com/2ddn89vn
zia→Tavolo: Confucius turning in grave 🍷🍷🎻
(si rivolta nella tomba – commento rivolto a Keycard49)
(commento rivolto a khadi1944)
zia→Tavolo: khadi, did you leave your brain at home today ?
zia→Tavolo: Confucius says let sleeping dogs lie in peace
pappoo→Tavolo: sorry partner
musa khan→Tavolo: phattivio pappoo
zia→Tavolo: We wouldnt have so much fun without an occasional overbid
zia→Tavolo: Major np if u overbid with me ..
7 ovunque ma Zia si ferma a 6:
zia→Tavolo: 7 clubs ..7 h ..7 sp and 7NT ! But we will take the money and run !
atozee→Tavolo: cash n carry
zia→Tavolo: Army lead ..martial law announced
zia→Tavolo: Can make on club lead
zia→Tavolo: Major I can resist anything except temptation
zia→Tavolo: Don’t bid on every hand !
(rivolto ad atozee che interviene anche quando non ha argomenti)
grashid→Tavolo: terrible bid at 3 level
grashid→Tavolo: with K of h
zia→Tavolo: O double no table
Zia gioca 5quadri lisci (alla fine -3) con A10876532 mentre Grashid in nord ha KQJ94 di quadri
mango joe→Tavolo: Maybe 3NT goes down
rivolto a Zia che aveva dichiarato 3SA con una Qpicche secca contro AKJxxx di schiena
zia→Tavolo: Major (atozee) are u drinking?
atozee→Tavolo: jeeez
atozee→Tavolo: took his x seriously
mango joe→Tavolo: Only g & T at this time
zia→Tavolo: Why don’t u take his 4 sp seriously and why wd he lead from kxx clubs?.
mango joe→Tavolo: My p is a very serious player
musa khan→Tavolo: i have told you he is on fire
khadi1944→Tavolo: thought he opened 1D
altra mano
zia→Tavolo: Wd major u can go back to whisky 🙏🏻
zia→Tavolo: God gave you AKJ and you lead Kx ! Must be the alcohol🍷🍷
musa khan→Tavolo: i had to wait 54 years and 7 months to win a rubber with zia
pappoo→Tavolo: no, you won 1 in 1997
pappoo→Tavolo: major magic
zia→Tavolo: Major need to play professionally ... too good for these guys
zia→Tavolo: If you underlead ... lead lowest not 4 th (rivolto ad atozee che attacca sotto A da quarta carta)
zia→Tavolo: Not a good bid when you bid like this!
musa khan→Tavolo: it means i should give up reading your (Zia) books
mango joe→Tavolo: Don’t say you will give up reading his books
musa khan→Tavolo: he advises in his book HEAT 1
zia→Tavolo: Jay (musa khan) worst defense in 100 years
zia→Tavolo: Musa (musa khan) used to X when he was younger ..
musa khan non contra un contratto di 2picche con KQxxx
gli avversari giocano slam e atozee segnala di avere l’A♣
zia→Tavolo: Major that was the worst 9♣ in history
zia→Tavolo: Major must have bigger balls than a bull ..
musa khan→Tavolo: u learn
zia→Tavolo: I’m going to change his name to elephant ❤️
zia→Tavolo: Confucius says: "your short suit = opp long one"
mango joe→Tavolo: Zia says "at least half the people don’t count"
zia→Tavolo: Major he bid spades and u throw a spade ?
zia→Tavolo: I know we will make one 😜👏 (prima che il compagno giochi: so per certo che manterrà il contratto)
zia→Tavolo: 😹. NExt time ! (alla fine della giocata: rivolto al compagno che sbaglia clamorosamente la facile manche)
(sull’apertura di Zia in ovest, nord “musa khan” interviene di 1SA con 2 punti (psichica) e sud “Atozee” con 14 punti non contra il contratto finale di 4picche chiamato da E/W), i complimenti di Zia:
zia→Tavolo: Great pass by major after his parts psyche !
musa khan→Tavolo: His wife monitors every bid of his
Zia aveva contrato un 4 cuori degli avversari per down 2 e ora a 4 picche paga down 3
zia→Tavolo: Major, I doubled for penalty and you took me out with a singl.?
zia→Tavolo: You are demoted to guard duty (sei degradato a guardia semplice)
zia→Tavolo: You are nuts (sei folle)
zia→Tavolo: They go -2/3 ..
mango joe→Tavolo: Hi it’s been very boring till now, only 5 slams missed
la modestia di Zia:
grashid→Tavolo: zia, what is hour team?
zia→Tavolo: Medium team but nice .. won’t win anything
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